Soccer brawls are killer...

The first guy fakes a punch at the second guy, who then throws himself on the ground and holds his knee, crying like a baby.

The guy who threw the fake punch then throws himself on the ground, and holds his knee, too...all the while screaming like a banshee.

Repeat until all the players are laying on the ground holding their knees and crying like babies.

Cut to fans stabbing each other with broken beer bottles.

Yeah...soccer brawls are the best.