How about-

Does that sound fair?

I used to have a boss that used that everytime he dictated some nonsense he knew would piss me off.
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In the legend of King Arthur, the Fisher King was a renowned angler whose errant ways caused him to be struck dumb in the presence of the sacred chalice. I am no great fisherman, and a steelhead is not the covenant of Christ, but with each of these fish I am rendered speechless.