Why dont we put a Cheney/Clinton ticket. That way she would have someone smart enough to keep the story straight. He is good at staying on message and can remember what he said yesterday even if he is full of $hit. Hiiary could use that.
We could always go Cheney/Obama.......That way he would be able to point ot Cheney and say you think I tell you what you want to hear and dont mean a word of it. This scary SOB means it so watch out. Hell, he woud also have someone to keep reminding him that people tape him at events. So when he tells the super liberal crowd in San Fran that the rest of us who own guns and believe in God are a bunch of scared dumb a$$es, even if he does it with "style", those dumb a$$es will take offense so he should avoid that.
Think about it, he would even have a poster child for gun control right on the ticket.......Cheney dont shoot for $hit and should not be armed. Best of both worlds, smug black elitist and rich white hillbilly, got all the bases covered.