Originally Posted By: blue water pro
It baffles me how a man who is ½ white & ½ black is considered a black man, had he turned out fair would he be a white man? I have a brother who is as fair as my mother but looks like my father, he went into the military as a minority and he says was told again & again he was the strangest looking (non-white person) they had ever seen.


To bad Obama is not FAIR, or he wouldn't be getting so much grief. But that's his tough luck, and those are the rules here in the good Ol U S of A. Guess that makes him UNFAIR. With a little less sun and some bleach, his FAIRNESS quotient may have climb to FAIRER THAN AVERAGE, and maybe he could have moon lighted, with the rest of us EXCELLENT folks. Now I see where you and Aunty are coming from. Skin Color has to do with FAIRNESS. Why didn't I think of that? FAIRNESS based on skin color, who would of thought? Man I'm learning a lot in these threads.

That's gonna make it much easier for me to separate the GOOD ones, from the BAD one's, or FAIR one's, from the UNFAIR one's, etc. I bet that was a popular way of classifying the slaves, back in the good old days, although we are slowly losing that part of our culture, and that's to bad. Since "Black African Americans," come in so many colors, your method could help us to quickly classify each one, when it come to employment, finance, politics, housing, education, etc. Brilliant I tell you! Just absolutely Brilliant!

That give's me an idea that's gonna make me million's $$$$$$$$$. I need to move on the patent at once, before another EXCELLENT person as myself, beats me to it. ;\) Are you ready?......Drum roll please..................................... It's a "pocket FAIRNESS calculator." Yes, you read it right,.. I said "pocket Fairness calculator," people!

Here's how it works. You can have a colored, place his finger against the calculator, and his skin color can then tell you how Fair he is. \:\) Get it? The real black one's, you don't need the calculator, cause you automatically know that they are poor and failing, and would never make a passing grade. ;\) They can still pick my cotton though. You don't want to throw one away cause, them coloreds are as strong as an Ox and can do my heavy lifting as well.

I'm gonna be rich! I will get Aunty's advice on how it should be graded, because she knows those things, and I'm still learning. \:\) Maybe bwp can also help.

I'm gonna be a rich EXCELLENT man! I'm gonna be a rich EXCELLENT man!

McCann-Cheney 08!! 8 more years!



Edited by John Lee Hookum (04/17/08 12:59 AM)
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