[On the porch of Navin's old house]
Grandmother ~~~ (reading a letter) My dear family, guess what. Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh what a great time I had. I wish my whole family could have been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin. (she stops reading) And he's got the kisses here.
Father ~~~ That Patty must be a sweet girl.
Mother ~~~ God bless her.
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Killin's my business and business is good.

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