Several years ago I had a husband & wife team acting as their own general contractors for their new home. Of course they have never even seen a 2x4 or hammer in their lives. A couple of months into the project, the wife says to me "being a contractor is like a full time job!"

I know where they live Dogfish, wanna bring the backhoe down for a quick burial?

PS I've sold a lot of Simpson doors from good old McCleary, WA!