"You of all people should ALWAYS carry your papers with ya, "never leave home with out it". Hey I've got a unibrow and I resemble that remark. I do however like your shopping habits!"

Well, Bucket -I'd be insulted if it wasn't true. I'll show INS my certificate from the state patrol for being a crosswalker flagger in the 6th grade. That should impress them.
Sorry about the unibrow thing. I forgot how sensitive you are.