Here is a good story....
My little brother just got a divorce.
His ex wife (read BITCH) was bitter and vowed to make his life a living Hell (her exact words)
Nasty phone calls and constant threats, using their kid as leverage, playing mind games with the kid etc...etc...
She tells him that she is taking him down the road financially, kicks him out of the house and tells him that he had better be prepared to pay the piper in court.

Well the court date comes, she sits down with several thick binders of documents in front of her.

My brother has nothing in front of him at all.

The judge listens to the facts, looks at the pay stubbs then crunches the numbers.

"I've reached a decision"

Since the child lives with the father.......NO CHILD SUPPORT.

The house?...Since you Mrs Bitch kicked the husband out....YOU MAKE THE PAYMENTS!

Alimony..........SEVEN DOLLARS A MONTH.

My bro said that woman walked out of the courtroom like someone had punched her in the gut.


As far as pets?
I've had horses, dogs, cats all kinds of creatures.

I have a male orange tabby cat that is hands down the best pet I've ever owned.

Obnoxious barking dogs that tear the shitt out of everything piss me off to no end.