He should have given him that face and then said one of the following:

1. I'd answer that question, but I think I'm passing a gall stone.

2. I knew I should have changed my Depends during the last commercial break...the remains of that Salisbury Steak I had for lunch is running down the inside of my thighs right now.

3. What's a Shiite?

4. I'm being owned by a black man.

Fish on...

Todd