Todd, you should like # 1 rofl


Ten Reasons To Have Suspense About Election Night...

1. Will McCain call Sarah a c*** in his concession speech or wait for the car ride home?

2. How long after McCain concedes will Drudge still be putting up links about how McCain might still win?

3. How soon after it's called will Obama nationalize all private property?

4. How soon after it's over will Sarah Palin rebreak McCain's collar bone?

5. Which Palin family member will take the occasion to announce she's pregnant?

6. Will John King "go rogue" with his CNN election map?

7. What will Levi Johnston's blood alcohol level be?

8. Which network will be the first to call Bristol's water breaking?

9. Will McCain win a majority of his own children?

10. At his victory party will Obama finally levitate?
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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.

- Albert Einstein.