I was so fortunate to have gotten Bob's name for our Christmas gift exchange. I have less than a month to come up with something. I have a few ideas, but thought I'd ask You, for your suggestions...

1st idea: Bose Noise-Canceling Headphones. He could tune Corey out all day long! What better gift could I give him?

2nd idea: An HK-91. But, then I thought I'd have to get him an entire years worth of physical therapy for his sore hand.

3rd idea: I tried to find a lifesize poster of Debbie Gibson, but they're out of print. I researched further and it said that someone in Forks, WA had purchased the entire collection back in the early 90's.

4th idea: A maid service that goes around behind him and picks up his popcans all day...Oh wait, he already has one.

So as you can see, I'm at a loss. Any help would be entirely useful!

Just to give you an idea of what my most amazing brother-in-law has done for me in the past...a USED jock strap! Seriously. That he got on Ebay. nice guy, huh?

No worry for retaliation, no one near WA has my name for Christmas this year.

Thanks in advance...