Coog superiority has always been clear in one area.

Cheese.

That f'n Cougar Gold is like rock to a crackhead.

The sodbusters at the WSU Creamery have it going on.

The football team, not so much.
_________________________
She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames