Bingo!

You hear all these exotic recipes where you wrap them in bacon or marinade in some strong tasting brine for a week then cover with a fancy glaze.
You could make a turd tase good following those recipes.
I hunted the shitt out of grain fed waterfowl as a kid.
Cannot ever remember an excellent eating one.

The guys that shoot hundreds of them, then try find people to give them to kill me.