Yow! Never heard of that, but it sounds really bad. Don't know about the medical effects of M&Ms, but I heard the green ones make ya' horny. Seems the doc could have at least prescribed some morphine to go with the wine to take you to a happy place away from all the pain. Next time have one of the kids help you pack the lumber and plywood; that's part of what they're for. 1.25" ply, now that's gonna' make some nice benches.

Take care Andy.

Sg