Okay, gotta take a stab at this one:

You will have to carry a photo ID firearms license. - Boy, my driver's license is such a drag to carry around...

A training class is required to be licensed. - Hunter's safety, been there, done that...

Disclosure of your storage method is required for license. Currently required if you are a seller of firearms...

A thumb print is required for license. Just like my driver's license...

Every sale recorded by the federal government. Why do they put serial numbers on firearms again?

If you move, and don't tell the Attorney General within 60 days, you are a criminal. I thought sex offenders couldn't have guns...

If a firearm is stolen and you don't report it, you are a criminal dip$hit.

There will be no grandfathered firearms. If you do not obtain a license and report every firearm you currently own, you are a criminal. So what's new?

There will be a license fee and a fee for the "services" provided at purchase time.
Licenses must be renewed every 5 years. Hmmmm, hunting and fishing licenses renewed every year, driver's every 4 or 5 depending on the state, blah blah blah.

I don't know why I care....