Bacon's yucky.

And here I am living in the one nation in the world where bacon is a condiment, and not a separate dish. No wonder this country's full of a bunch of fat fvcks....

"Hmmm...how can I make this nice heathy salad a nasty heart clogging mess? Bacon!!
How can I make this greasy double cheeseburger with mayo glop even worse? Bacon!!"

I hear now they have bacon salt.