I support fully funded stem cell research because I think it's the "in" for me to get German Shepherds crossed with crocodiles to put in the moat I'm going to dig before the GG's get there.

Unfortunately local zoning laws don't allow for gun turrets...I've had to go with holes every six feet along the walls facing the streets.

Anyone have any idea how to get a high speed garage door opener? I'm afraid they'll rush in while it's opening before I have a clear shot with my Howitzer.

Fish on...

Todd