I found out that I have a "couples dinner" to attend to on that evening. Looks like I will not be there.

If I had two livers, or a spare baboon liver, I could do both, but as is, there's no way.

I have very little self-control in a room full of custom made, high-octane, cask conditioned beers, where's it's all you can drink for 3 or so hours.