Originally Posted By: EnglishPete
Dear AuntyM-

Your preoccupation with my sex life, real or imagined, has exposed your subconscious longing for EnglishPete's wedding tackle. My allure as a gentlemen often has this effect on women of grace and intelligence. Please send me a PM and we can arrange a clandestine meeting in a swanky place like SeaTac.

xoxo, EP


Watch out Aunty! It's a trap!

Oh sure, it all starts out charming enough for Aunty, as she is swooned by The Duke of Death's verbal skills:

"AuntyM rocked me like a lightening bolt!"

"AuntyM made sounds like I've never heard before!"

But be warned. He's going to lure you to the edges of the Hoh River where as he "holds Aunty in his arms and admires her wild beauty", he will bonk her on the head with a rock!

His excuse for such brutality?

"After our long, glamorous, and sweaty "encounter" on the river, I noticed she was bleeding. So, I did what all others who admire Aunty would do. I hit her on the head with a rock. Twice."

Be afraid Aunty. Very afraid........
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T.K. Paker