Originally Posted By: AuntyM
Should I bring my Hoover? The hose might be a little "small" for you since you are used to the industrial sized "public" ones.


EnglishPete is shocked, amazed, and aroused. Aunty is obviously aware that EP is well endowed, hence your acknowledgment of the hoover being too small. EP did not have you pegged as a user of "toys" which piques his interest. EP is afraid of anything that sucks, understandably, as you must have noticed the teeth of women from England. Never-the-less, EP's growing lust remains unrequited.
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