She took him in to be neutered and was so afraid the poor boy would get a complex she had prosthetic nuts put in.

Please tell me this is a joke ? I've noticed the lesbians sure like the big fidos though.
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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.

- Albert Einstein.