Originally Posted By: Irie
Any of you so-called rednecks that have ever been at a logging-road kegger that got busted up by the county mounties would know that the cop's story the next morning is a very different tale than what actually occurred.

As in:

"During the suspect's apprehension, he tripped repeatedly in his intoxicated state and contacted the hood of the police cruiser with his face repeatedly."

You were prolly being a stupid drunk...live and learn.
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