I was thinking if we radio collared them then I could make a mint selling home tracking devices. They would work like an alarm clock and the deluxe model would blow them up.....beep......beep........beep beep.....beep beep beep.....BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP....BLAM!!!

Salmo, you need a hog pen. Hogs are pretty good at disposing of bodies.