I don't live in Fife, nor have I received a ticket there, but it occurs to me that a lot of the talk in this thread falls under the category of "Poor, poor, pitiful me."

Bullshooter states this in his post - "I have a perfect driving record" and then 4 lines later states, "Over the years I have had very few traffic violations and over 50% of them have been in Fife." With my rudimentary understanding of math, that means that he has had at least 3 traffic violations - hardly a perfect driving record. So, methinks that Bullshooter has some other issues to clear up.

But, don't let me stop the pity party. After all, victimhood is practically an American religion.