Just make sure you store your bacon and guns in different cabinets, so the bacon doesn't get accidentally grabbed along with your shooting irons...

Are french fries still called Freedom Fries? I hardly ever eat 'em, but I want to keep up on the current lingo...

You didn't buy French Roast coffee at Costco, didja? I'm noting your use of French is increasing, Hank...it's almost like providing aid and comfort to the enemy...mebbe there are too many liberals in your x-ray room.

Fish on...

Todd