We could trade you a couple cool names for rivers for a couple cool names for college mascots.

Ducks and Beavers? That's the best you could come up with?

It's Bogachiel, by the way.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames