Or else Todd needs to pull his own dusty copy of Websters down off the shelf.
Main Entry: sat·ire
Pronunciation: \ˈsa-ˌtī(-ə)r\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French or Latin; Middle French, from Latin satura, satira, perhaps from (lanx) satura dish of mixed ingredients, from feminine of satur well-fed; akin to Latin satis enough — more at sad
Date: 1501
1 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn
2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly
synonyms see wit

While what you spew may qualify as sarcasm, I would hardly classify it as wit.
No, you were merely regurgitating the same old tired euphemism for the sake of, what was your point again?

Cheers