Luckily my wife possesses a set of these "D" sized breastesses. I must thank her tonight.

My only concern is this. Has there been a study on the effects on longevity of men staring at breastesses who have to listen to the voices of the owners of "said breastesses"? This is science, after all.

Does the voice counteract the effect of the staring? If it does, does anybody know where I can purchase a ballgag? I see a big upsurge in ballgag sales.