Two doors down on both sides of my street I have two retired WSP troopers.

There's also no reason ANYONE should be in my neighbourhood between 2AM and 5AM, but still I got hit.

This [censored]'s why I want to buy some POS tow rig with all the windows busted out and the glovebox lid torn out.

I HATE leaving my truck at popular fishing holes & launches because I know they are patrolled more regularly by criminals than they are by Law Enforcement.