Tiger's wife, Elin, has a new golf club that will be in stores in time for Xmas.
It's called the "Cheater Beater"
It uses a proprietary alloy shaft whereas after the initial pummeling, it can be easily wrapped around the victim's head for a tidy finishing touch.

They're economical too, you don't have to buy a full set, you just need one.

So now, I have to weigh the beating against the cost of buying up all the Cheater Beaters in my area.
Well, I need the money for the winter steelhead campaign so I'll have to man up and take the beating