You will be required to start the derby day off and be the MC at weigh-in and do the MC work at night in the bar, what testing you perform on the dancers is your business!

It is shaping up to be a blast, I hope some of the board members can make it up, I would love to get the board press for someone here winning one of the top prizes!

Also, remember Dave, after the boats head out, we can run to the river and jerk heads the rest of the day! Maybe I'll ship my sled up there so we can run up river like that Arse Hole you met! LOL