My wife got a couple of outside cats and now we have coon problems too. They come right to the french doors on our deck and stare at us watching TV.

I nailed one right on the brain with a big rock, and it just shook its head, ran into the brush and came back begging 5 minutes later.

I am going to borrow a have-a-heart from buddy, and relocate them somewhere near the river, really close to the river.