The Washington fight song is gay.

Bend over Washington.
Bend over Washington.
Your team has lost it's way, you drove Don James away.
Your men are all gay, your women all weigh, more than a metro bus
so my friends pi-ty all your friends from Washington,
they haven't figured out how bad their team is yet,
so raise, a cheer, we'll kick-their-butts-and
sing the praises of Washington State for e-ver!
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I'd Rather Be Fishing for Summer Steelhead!