Originally Posted By: tjcarroll
What attributes make the Eastside so attractive for these Californucaters ?.



It's homogenized.

It's full of affluent effluent.

Keeping up with the Joneses is easy because every tract house looks identical to the next.

What freeways do exist (2), are packed to the gills 24/7 with cellphone yaking bimbos in minivans and Escalades with fish emblems on the trunk.

The district's congressional representative is a Faulknerian Idiot.

The Public schools will never teach anything to contradict the proselytizing of the local 150,000 member tongue-speaking, arm-shaking, floor-spazzing, born again mega-church. Which means 'Lil' Johnny' Can graduate high school all set for their PhD in 'Truthology' from Jerry Falwell University.

What libraries do still exist have had all controversial texts "lost" by local congregants of aforementioned mega-churches.

All production & agricultural jobs still remaining have been signed off to illegal immigrants, just like California.

Anything else?