Hey, we have the very best government that money can buy!

Problem is, even if we had a benevolent dictator, he or she would be bought off by the same corporate interests that own our present government. Therefore, a different form of government wouldn't benefit any of us; just the super-rich.

No one's listenin', but I keep sayin', "up the revolution!" Maybe go French style this time - the entire aristocracy gets beheaded. Create new opportunity for a new generation of corruption, greed, avarice, and all the other assorted negative attributes of humanity.