Heard that one before.

Letsee:

Obama is going to institute Sharia Law.

Obama is going to appoint Arab terrorists to every government position.

Obama is going to turn off the Interwebs.

Obama is going to outlaw Christianity.

Obama is going to make abortion mandatory.

Obama is going to outlaw all our shootin' irons.

Obama is going to give all our money to black people.

To pay for all of the above, Obama is going to impose a 42867% tax on gullible hillbillies.