is it true that the only thing 2 engineers can agree on is that the 3rd engineer is full of [censored]?

ok, so much for the lack of humor

i may need the services of one of you fellows that can draw up a rainwater mitigation pit for my new house
bucket would be the man of choice as it will be in south kitsap on mullenix ridge but i'm not sure who does what and i'm damn sure the county will be a pita to deal with
anyway, if your game or know somebody that is?
please let me know
tia