Started down my way last week, noticed the boys in blue out in force.

Wish the county would pay a little more attention to the road I live on. I have at least 1 or 2 dimbulbs a month fail to make the corner in front of my house in the wee hours of the morning because they're hopped up on mouthwash and think they're some kind of rally driver.

One particualr dimbulb stuffed his Jetta in the ditch in front of my house with his car doing a few cartwheels. He managed to crawl out and avoid detection. When the Sheriff showed up with the K-9 the dog pulled straight for the river. Officer came back and said the moron must have swam across the river,...........in January.