Is it just coincidence that rural areas almost exclusively vote conservative?

I think the demographics prove with out a doubt that not all chickenf*ckers, gays,& child molesters are Conservatives but certainly that all Conservatives are undoubtedly chickenf*ckers, gay, or child molesters..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/05/george-rekers-anti-gay-ac_n_565142.html

Awful quiet today, Hank.

Something we should know?