The yakking lab alarm clock from Roncoe now with the new Tuba Grunt setting guaranteed to wake the snoring fat bassturd in the next campsite over. Also comes with a jumbo can of labgas that is emitted the third time the snooze alarm is touched in a cloud that is sure to make you retch. Comes in duck blind burrito, Pickled haring and sourkrout sandwich and Damit the dog found last weekend's egg salad.
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When Ma Nature decides to make ya her bitch, aint nothin your gonna do about it