Originally Posted By: stam
Damn....since you put it that way, Mingo


We should start a church...I'm tired of paying sales tax...wtf I can't think of another small to medium sized business that they don't even tax the profits.



How about the Church of the Hannibal Banks?

I forgot one key part of the brilliant business plan that is organized religion:

- They scare people into giving them money and offer a key to the gates of heaven if they do. Said church can't prove it exists, but even if it does, they DON'T OWN IT! That is even more brilliance.....selling someone a ticket on a thrill ride you cannot prove is real, but even if it is real, you don't even own it!!!!

If you sold a house you don't own, you'd go to jail. If you sell a car you don't own, you go to jail. If you sell salvation to a place you don't own and can't prove even exists......you get your own TV show, millions of dollars, a wife who glops on the makeup (or unlimited access to children you can molest and terrify at will with protection from your church) and a 10,000 square foot mansion. rofl
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Bankers are twats that have been hated throughout history - Dan S.