A short spelling lesson:
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> The last four letters in American.......... I Can
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> The last four letters in Republican....... I Can
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> The last four letters in Democrats........ Rats
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> End of lesson. Test to follow in November.
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> Remember, November is to be set aside as rodent extermination month.
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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.

- Albert Einstein.