"Lucky for me, there was no homosexuals in the area—'cause my balls was minty fresh."

there's nothing worse than a homosexual, unless of course, it's a closeted-wants-to-suck-dick-so-badly-but-is-too-ugly-to-score-with-male-prostitutes homosexual.

anybody that smashes fruit for a living has got to be in denial. yay.
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I like huffin' and puffin'

"In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies." Katie (from Horton Hears a Who - 2008)