Well frankie... you could start with the proper spelling of the word "THEIR."

"There" would be proper if you said," Look, the village idiot is over there."

"THEIR" is the possessive... as in "THEIR idiot."

So... the proper way to write that sentence would be, "Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing their idiot."

Hope that helps?
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