Originally Posted By: Dogfish
Marsha,

You know why women's watches aren't all that popular?


Because there is a clock on the stove.


If your wife comes out of the kitchen to scream at you while you sit in your easy chair, watching the game and sipping a cold beer, what have you done wrong?





































you made her chain way too long.
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