SO why do you call 9-1-1 when you have an earthquake Hank?

Is it an emergency when your lifesize blowup doll of Nancy falls off the bed ??
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Due to a minor mishap, I now have 15# balls. . . ...

Decisions are made by those who show up.

"Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect." Ralph Waldo Emerson