Haha,
A couple years ago, I had to take my work truck (fish liberation tanker truck) to downtown Portland for a convention. As I tried to pull into the hotel, a large motor home blocked the entrance. I voiced my feelings about being stuck in the entryway, blocking traffic. Pretty soon, the motor coach pulled forward, and a little dude came running back to my truck.

"Do you know you just made ZZ Top move their tour bus for a fish truck?" the guy said.

"I don't care! I need to get this thing out of traffic!" I replied.