I thought about just whcking him with a machette, but I need to take him out a bit more gracefully than that. Not quite a pet, but very appreciated around our house for his demeanor.

My first turkey (farm raised and purchased) was taken with a .40 S&W. Makes pretty short work.
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"Give me the anger, fish! Give me the anger!"

They call me POODLE SMOLT!

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