If you would check out some of these stories on snopes you would find most of the stuff is B.S. I know, I am a dickhead. I like to let the facts ruin a good story. The john Hanson fantasy can be checked out here.

http://www.snopes.com/history/american/hanson.asp
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She sits on the dock a fishin' in the water uh, huh
I don't know her name she's the fisherman's daughter uh, huh
Come on down to my boat baby
Come on down where we can play
Come on down to my boat baby
Come on down we'll sail away.