LOL that's what dudes fantasize will happen, but the reality is you will be groped by a volunteer congressman showing the rest of the gang how to 'Git 'Er Done!

Last year on a trip, the TSA agent let a middle eastern guy through security with a giant, OPENED bottle of "cologne" of at least 16 oz through. Brown liquid, in an open container, was allowed on board on aircraft because he said "it is cologne" and that was GOOD ENOUGH for TSA. THere is very little consistency between airports either, despite what the regs say. Of course, I had to be patted down for that dangerous house key in my pocket I forgot about.........lord help the poor Irish nun who went in after us and was yanked aside for a groping.......